if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
I didn’t know tumblr had its own game show!Thank you whoever sent this anonymous submission! It is tumblr on a game show.
Yeah, that sounds about right for this loony bin.
…and this came out of Australia too.
This seriously needs more notes. This is tumblr on a game show.
oh my god, this is Tumblr.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
The source blog’s name is fitting.
dr who is a fun-for-all-ages children’s programme about kidnapping, abuse, and mass murder
eating really nasty food at someones house
I LOVE YOU DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
The Lake Monsters of America
People love to fill in mysterious areas of nature with myths of monsters. Early maps had voids of knowledge marked with warnings that “Here be Dragons,”sasquatches are believed to be prowling the thick forests, and legends tell of strange creatures that might be concealed beneath the surface of our lakes. Here we present our map of American lake monsters (view it large here), showing the spread of cryptids that might be lurking in the depths of the waters of the United States.
You’ll see a good share of serpent-like animals of the Loch Ness Monsters variety, such as Isabella of Bear Lake in Idaho who was spotted by a Mormon pioneer in the 19th century and even had Brigham Young himself send a hunting party after the possible plesiosaur. There’s also the famed Champ of Lake Champlain, possibly the most famous of American lake monsters, and the Lake Dillon monster in Wyoming that some think is being suppressed by a secret society. However, that’s just where the fun of this fauna folklore begins, as there are also legends of monolithic turtles, webbed hominids, a goat man, a winged alligator snake, a horse-headed alligator, a giant killer octopus, and an eel with a pig head. Just for kicks, we’ve included some illustrations of the more curious entities on our Lake Monsters of America map.
For more in-depth assessments of the most curious of the bunch, keep reading The Lake Monsters of America on Atlas Obscura!
The Night Skewer
This is my own artwork. It’s of a predatory alien that hunts its prey at night, using various adaptations (air-pressure sensory hairs, chemosensory tendril, and others that are unlabeled) to detect and catch prey.
I only drew one half of the creature from a profile-like perspective for simplicity, so keep in mind that there is more than the single ‘Hunting limb’ shown.
I’ll post a more detailed version of it drawn on a piece of printer paper later and actually have it scanned, instead of taking a picture of it.
I need to start drawing again.
My light bulb blew and I don’t have a replacement so I am blogging by candlelight
the concept of virginity
- is heteronormative
- excludes males
- disrespects rape survivors
- objectifies females
- reduces women to how men perceive them sexually
- erases female sexuality
- reinforces oppressive ideals of femininity and masculinity
- in itself, doesn’t even make sense
- reduce sex to male penetration
- weaponize penetration as a depreciation against women
- is outdated
- is used to control the actions of women
- is cissexist
Part 4: x
Oh my gosh. The pistachio one tho.
The bread one.